Mnemosynis/HowToWin

"I like twinkies" -- Mnemosynis

Welcome to Mnemosynis' Page of Winning!

In this page I'm going to post all the ways I've found to win the game as a player. And I mean flat out just win. I have an inner twink I lock away when I actually play, and he never gets to go out and actually have any fun so I made this page especially for him... well, me. Like I said, this isn't a reflection of my playstyle, but I enjoy sewing discord and chaos so maybe someone else'll try this stuff in their own game if I'm lucky. Enjoy.

Mnemosynis/Issue1 -- Protocols - or - Why doesn't your group use them already?

Mnemosynis/Issue2 -- Jade Hands - or - Are you ready to cut your arm off yet?

Next Issue -- Martial Arts - or - To twink or not to twink?
Also called: What the hell's the big deal? Has anyone actually read the damn Charms? Seriously people.

Comments

Rockin'. This lets me plug the holes in the system before my group's power-crazed Dawn Caste can use 'em!  :) - Quendalon

Also known as the Page My Players Must Never See!! What Quendalon said! Of course, I could also use this against them... Whoops, did I just type that? - TheT

I find it easiest to just use the following:

Glorious Victory

Solar Circle Spell

Cost: 50 Motes

You win Exalted. Add your name to the high score list and go play something else.

-- Mapache

Heh. Good point. However this is less of a "Yay! I beat Final Fantasy VII! What next?" and more of a "What rediculous comination do I need to come up with to beat those damn Ruby and Emerald Weapons?" If you get what I'm talking about, anyway. I can't think of any way to explain it better. -- Mnemosynis

I get what you're doing and think it's cool. I just tend to make jokes about nearly everything, and this one was too easy to pass up. -- Mapache

Hey, that's just like the Vampire Thaumaturgy ritual, "Felicitous Termination of the Gaming Cycle." _Ikselam

Very cool. When can we expect issue 3? -- RedMegaman whose inner powergamer hasn't had a fix for far to long.

It's very cool... hmmm... the jade hand at lvl 5 can be enhanced EVEN more if you're packing 1 or more 'Skin-Mount Amulet', given the DB's bonus on manses, as it does NOT have an attunement cost, and for each hearthstone you've got stitiched into your body with it's own amulet, you get additional essence in your peripheral essence pool, to the tune of 2 X hearthstone level. A starting DB with a hearthstone of lvl 4 has a pheripheral pool almost rivaling a starting solar. Now imagine -multiple- hearthstones and skin-mount amulets. It makes terresterial circle spells viable for starting DBs.
~ Haku

And then spend 10 bonus points to get the Mantle of Brigid. Where do you get 10 bonus points? Well, you're missing an arm already... and having skin-mount amulets makes your appearance pretty unusual...and who needs children? --Quilone thinking that Jade implants of all sorts are probably the domain of Stats Max, God of Twinkery and Action Movies