Mnemosynis/HowToWin

"I like twinkies" -- Mnemosynis

Welcome to Mnemosynis' Page of Winning!

In this page I'm going to post all the ways I've found to win the game as a player. And I mean flat out just win. I have an inner twink I lock away when I actually play, and he never gets to go out and actually have any fun so I made this page especially for him... well, me. Like I said, this isn't a reflection of my playstyle, but I enjoy sewing discord and chaos so maybe someone else'll try this stuff in their own game if I'm lucky. Enjoy.

/Issue1 -- Protocols - or - Why doesn't your group use them already?

/Issue2 -- Jade Hands - or - Are you ready to cut your arm off yet?

Next Issue -- Martial Arts - or - To twink or not to twink?
Also called: What the hell's the big deal? Has anyone actually read the damn Charms? Seriously people.

Comments

Rockin'. This lets me plug the holes in the system before my group's power-crazed Dawn Caste can use 'em!  :) - Quendalon

Also known as the Page My Players Must Never See!! What Quendalon said! Of course, I could also use this against them... Whoops, did I just type that? - TheT

I find it easiest to just use the following:

Glorious Victory

Solar Circle Spell

Cost: 50 Motes

You win Exalted. Add your name to the high score list and go play something else.

-- Mapache

Heh. Good point. However this is less of a "Yay! I beat Final Fantasy VII! What next?" and more of a "What rediculous comination do I need to come up with to beat those damn Ruby and Emerald Weapons?" If you get what I'm talking about, anyway. I can't think of any way to explain it better. -- Mnemosynis

I get what you're doing and think it's cool. I just tend to make jokes about nearly everything, and this one was too easy to pass up. -- Mapache

Hey, that's just like the Vampire Thaumaturgy ritual, "Felicitous Termination of the Gaming Cycle." _Ikselam

Very cool. When can we expect issue 3? -- RedMegaman whose inner powergamer hasn't had a fix for far to long.