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The Scripture of the Filching Maiden

Once there was a man who put vaults into banks\\ "Nobody will be able to get through this door" he said\\ And a pirate who buried treasure on deserted islands\\ "Arrr! Nobody will find out where we buried our Treasure!" he said\\ And a scribe who studied the most obscure texts in the world\\ "Nobody will remember what the Princess said to the King" he said\\ And a trickster who asked the most devious questions ever heard\\ "Nobody will figure out the answer to this riddle! Mwahahahaha!" he said\\ And once, there was a man in jail who saw a guard taking a bribe\\ "Just pay that one over there, if you want to get free" he told the rest of the prisoners\\ And when he woke up the next day, he was in the bed of beautiful maiden, who smiled at him and said\\ "Nobody likes a snitch." <giggle>\\