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The Boo of the North

The Northlands are dotted with many dark and gloomy lands with huge brooding castles looking down at them. It was thus once home to many tributaries of the Tepes Gang. This, however, has changed.

In recent years, a mysterious leader has emerged out of the Northern Forests. He claims to weild divine powers, though no male can rightfully lay claim to such, without making a deal with the You'll See, as everyone knows. THE BISHONEN ARE SEALED AWAY UNTIL THE END OF TIME! They are! That's what the priests taught us at school!

Still, somehow, he weilds great might.

Some say he is but a bandit, a pawn of greater powers.

Some say he is the child of a goddess, or perhaps a goddess in disguise.

Some say he is a Bishonen who escaped imprisonment, the forerunner of the tide of recent escapees.

Some say he is the creator of the Bishonen, come to avenge his children.

And some say, he's a giant chicken.

But whatever he is, he has great power and has organized an army which was able to defeat two of the three legions of the Tepes Gang, destroying them utterly. Since then, the Empire has feared to attack him, for no one wants to throw their lives away. He appears content for now to consolidate his power, but they now that one day, he will turn his gaze south upon the Realm.

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