HeroesofChaos/MadameJudora

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Madame Judora

Perhaps more than any other person, Madame Judora has proven herself to be a strong and useful ally to the Heroes of Chaos. But who is this flaxen-haired, one-armed, tough-talking, ex-pirate inn-keeper? Although when the Heroes of Chaos met her she was nothing more than the proprietor of Mdm. Judora's Eatery, she knew far more than any small town resident had a right to.

The truth was that once, long ago, Judora was one of the West's most feared pirates. From Azure to Abalone, Bluehaven to the Blessed Isle, all knew and dreaded the terrible Flaxen-Haired Judora, Tya Scourge of the West. But that was many years ago, before even the oldest Hero of Chaos was much more than a child. Sometime between then and when the Heroes of Chaos met her, she had lost her arm and her desire for blood and booty and retired in a small hamlet far from her enemies, or so she thought...

Since meeting her, the Heroes have come to trust Judora and her opinion, which is always honest, painfully so. Although she could be his mother, she has taken to hitting on Kaiju, and enjoys making him squirm with her advances. When she isn't aiding the Heroes of Chaos with her wisdom, she can usually be found in a kitchen of some sort, berating her "Goddamn Worthless Waste Of Space Stupid" sons, who in all honesty are decent guys with perhaps one of the most demanding parents in Creation.