RealUltimateGlamour

THE OFFICIAL RAKSHA WIKIPAGE!

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Take me, temptress of the sea!

Hi, this wikipage is all about Raksha, REAL RAKSHA. This page is awesome. My wikiname is RakshaBoy and I can't stop thinking about raksha. These guys are cool; and by cool I mean totally sweet.

Facts

1. Raksha are mammals (whenever they want to be).
2. Raksha shape ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the Raksha is to flip out and ravish people.

Weapons and Gear

http://www.svamcentral.org/~dh01/pointythingie.jpg Faerie Swords
http://www.svamcentral.org/~dh01/gossamer.jpg Gossamer
http://www.svamcentral.org/~dh01/zomgbehemoth.jpg Behemoths

Testimonial

Raksha can ravish anyone they want! Raksha eat people's dreams ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this Raksha who had this huge banquet for a bunch of people. And when some dude dropped a spoon the Raksha made the whole town believe they were walking piles of poop. My friend Humble Marcus said that he saw a Raksha totally eat some kid's Compassion just because the kid opened a window.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Glamour!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that Raksha have REAL Ultimate Glamour you better get a life right now or they will eat your dreams like what!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.

Raksha are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Raksha are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to enter the Immaculate Order next year. I love Raksha with all of my body (including my Willpower).

Q&A

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about Raksha?
A: Raksha are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they're pretty frilly magic faeries, but on the other hand, raksha can kick so much ass.

Q: I heard that Raksha are always cruel or mean. What's their problem?
A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other possibly-mammals, Raksha can be mean OR totally awesome.

Q: What do Raksha do when they're not eating dreams or flipping out?
A: Most of their free time is spent flying along waypoints, but sometime they vex. (Ask Marcus if you don't believe me.)

Do YOU love Raksha? Then comment here!

This page is so totally sweet that it kept a Raksha from eating my soul! You don't know how awesome that is! -RakshaBoy

Best. Homage. Ever. - TheHoverpope

I. Agree. SRNissen

This one time I saw a redneck Terrestrial totally dissing some dude and the dude whipped out an electric guitar and the DB was like "O SHI ITS A FAIR FOLK" and the dude started totally whaling on the guitar and the DB just totally unfolded into an arcane geometry! Real Ultimate Glamour 5EVER! -Ben-San

Yeah, well, this one time there was this rich old dude and he had all these hot babes lying around his mansion. So he takes this one babe to his make-out room but the babe is TOTALLY A RAKSHA. She flipped out so hard that the old dude became a primrose opening onto endless vistas of ice and pain. Then she ravished him until he exploded. Then the camera exploded and there were all these dogs but the raksha-babe totally shaped them into a rain of acid and razors entwined around the milk dragon at the bottom of the world. IT WAS SO SWEET I ALMOST CRAPPED MY PANTS. -- OhJames who head-butt his dog so hard that they both screamed after writing this

This other time this Raksha walked into an Immaculate temple and was it shaping some stuff and then this one monk guy dropped a candle or something and the raksha flipped out and non-Euclideanised the entire town. Sweet! -- jknevitt