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The Hoverpope's Second Run Sticky-Floored Low Quality Commission Theatre

Round the corner where the apartment building's all boarded up, there's a stretch of road with all the usual stores with thick metal bars on all the windows. Gun shop, liquor store, low rent store front church, all with broken windows. The gutters are full of tabloids and cigarette butts, geological strata of decay. At the end of the road, a marquee with most of its lights burned out, the old flickering neon writing "The Pope" in large, rusted letters. The marquee board reads "NOW PLAY NG: YO R IDEA"
The old man in the box office takes tickets and points you to the threadbare seats, past the snack counter with dusty candies. The worn curtains part, and the flickering light starts to light up the screen with your ideas, the sound coming through tinny speakers.

Welcome to the Hoverpope's commission theatre. Anything you need, I'll make up a seedy, sketchy, probably slightly off one for you. Charms, artifacts, demons, things that should not be, evil cupcakes, anything.

I now take commissions, and accept payment in the form of scorn. Thanks to Ambisinister for the idea, and begin.

Requests

Alright H-Pope, here's the deal: I've been so far stymied in my attempts to convert my Behemoth Toppling Style up to 2E mechanics. Let's see what you can do/recommend.-Ambisinister

I can totally do that. Thanks for requesting; it was far too quiet. Now, there shall be martial arts and wrath. Huzzah! -TheHoverpope

TheHoverpope/BehemothTopplingStyle2e is up, but I'm not really happy with it at all yet; I'm going to re-write it almost from scratch using the 1e thematics rather than the 1e mechanics. So consider this a present to tide you over until its ready. - TheHoverpope

TheHoverpope/BehemothTopplingStyle2eMark2 is now in place. Simplified rule set, more terrestrial, and fully compatible / not redundent with excellencies in place. I like not having to work out the conceptual on my own. Commission: pleasing! Also, keep in mind that I will be using this style in a piece of fiction that is upcoming. Just thought I'd serve notice of theft. - TheHoverpope

I approve of your take. Mechanics may be borrowed for my 'official' version. Regarding fiction, my only caveat is that you must let me read it after it's written. Carry on and good work.-Ambisinister

Put up the first part of The Loom, you damn tease. - FrivYeti

Now that it's officially been requested, I don't have any choice. Prepare to be fictioned up. - TheHoverpope

Your wish is my command and all that.TheHoverpope/TheLoom now has one chapter of utter brutality, and one of comical brutality. Enjoy. (PS: To anyone who is not Friv and reads what I just put up - I am a very nice person in real life without any murder at all. I just read too much Cormac Mccarthy) - TheHoverpope

Because you (as well as I) watch too much Bleach, you should make a Flash God Style martial art. I'd attempt it, but I'm horrible at writing charms. - BlackFlame oh, and I'll take an evil cupcake too

Flash God Style, eh? I'll see what I can do. Would you like Terrestrial, Celestial or Sidereal? - Pope

I'd go with Celestial to make it more accessible while still being powerful, but I'll leave it up to you. - BF

Ok, cool. I'm going to be gallivanting about northern Ontario until tuesday, so I would expect it on Wednesday. - TheHoverpope

No hurry. - BF

I live! I sort of left for a long time, but I'm back - yes, yes I am. So I'll be posting flash god style, or what it became, probably tomorrow. - TheHoverpope

All right, check this out:TheHoverpope/LightningintheMountains style, ready to go. The flavour is now lightning themed for purposes fitting the rest of exalted; the movement charms are all supposed to be kido style flicker into place, the surprise attack charm is modelled after Byakuya punking Ichigo, the capstone is modelled after Flash Cry, The Greatest of Storms is modelled after Yoruichi standing there smiling while all of the special forces troops get thrown all over the place. So it is flash god style, but made to fit setting. Hooray! Sorry it took me so damn long. - TheHoverpope !

All I can say is wow. Great job! - BF