Thus Spake Zaranephilpal/OnTheEbonDragonAndSalesPitches

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[quote user="Aquillion"]...so the Yozi have given all their powers (and more, since they can mix-and-match) to a group of failed, often mentally unstable and unpredictable heroes via a mechanism intended to turn humans into unstoppable Yozi-killing machines. And they've cleverly done this in a method that specifically rewards their new champions for killing Yozi. And then, having done this, they proceed to handle their new, potentially Yozi-corpse fueled superweapons by alternatively showering them with blow and beating them with sticks.

Is that about the shape of it? Man, I really want to hear the sales pitch the Ebon Dragon gave to the other Yozi.[/quote]

[quote user="Nephilpal"]You left out the possibilities for making hellforged wonders out of the leftoverswhen they were done.

Yeah, he's very good at what he does.[/quote]