Thus Spake Zaranephilpal/DeathKnight
Solar / Abyssal Relations
Nephilpal - 02/26/2003 12:57:49
Abyssal: "I am a deathknight."
Solar: A death-what?
Abyssal: A deathknight. Are you deaf or daft?
Solar: OH! Death-Night. That whole death and darkness thing. Gotcha. You guys are REALLY into that stuff. Hardcore.
Abyssal: No, you fool. Deathknight... with a k.
Solar: Oh, it's one of THOSE pronunciations. Well Mr. Deathnight'k, I don't much care for that stupid click on the end of your title. What the hell is that for anyway?
Abyssal: Imbecile. Whatever did the Sun see in you? Death- knight. The "knight" begins with k. It has nothing to do with the night that has no k. Do you understand, now?
Solar: Wait, it isn't about darkness? Now I'm confused. What the hell is a knight?
Abyssal: It's a noble warrior who serves a monarch, twit.
Solar: Oh, so your a Death Soldier. Why the hell didn't you just say so!
Abyssal: Because it's not exactly accurate.
Solar: Sure... you and your fancy k'night. Look at you! Think you're all special, just 'cause you're pretty and pale in black with lots of fancy titles. Man, you're just weird.
Abyssal: Oh, this is utterly hopeless. Just draw your sword so I can run you through in good conscience.
--Neph
Comments / Questions
"Just draw your sword so I can run you through in good conscience."
Since when did Deathknights care about this thing called a concience?
Just because you're evil doesn't mean you don't have a conscience. It just means that it's evil too.