StarHawk/AgeOfArrTrailors

The Age of Air

The Age of Arrr

The Bunny: "We're on a mission."

The Bunny: "And you?"

Scin: "Oh, we're pirates. We're pirateing"

The Bunny: "Oh..." "Well.. good."

Voice Over: "In a world..."

"In the shadow of a distant catastrophe"

"Four unlikely crew try to struggle in a world full of enemies"

"But what they don't know.."

"Is that the same world would have them battle a great evil"

• cut scene of a silver mask*

"Fight mighty battles"

• cut scene two ships firing upon each other*
• cut scene Nel on the ship swords drawn and charging, leaping off the side to the other ship*

"And eventually face the ultimate evil"

• cue scene of Kye running toward the camera, fireball coming up, heartbeat*
  

"For love and fate"

Still Owl: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"This summer, don't miss:"

The Age of Arrr!!!

Teaser:!

"In a world..."

"One Solar, one desire"

"He walked on the line of good and evil"

• cue scene of kitten being pet, then punted*

Kye: "NOOO!"

Teaser #2:!

"In a new film from Quentin Tarantino..."

• Cue random wuxia MA scene*
• Samuel L Jackson spouting off religious quotes Exalted style while holding a flamepiece to a man's head*

"And you will KNOW, that my name is the SUN! When I lay my vengence upon thee!"

• Scene goes black with the sound of the flame peice going off.*

From the crative minds of Alex, Cathal & Mary

• Also from the warped minds of Alex, Cathal & Mary:

StarHawk/ExaltedInSpace