NewKindofThreat/BertandSilent2

= Bert and Silent's Second Session =

• Note to all non-British- When I say bin or bins, i mean trash cans

As you may remember, we left it on Bert and Silent's triumphant return to the slums of The City of the Steel Lotus. They heard of a rising crisis in a town a days walk from Steel Lotus. They heard that a prominent member of the Town's government was going to run a city sweep and murder all tramps in the town. The reason no one had tried to kill him before is that he is rumored to have indestructible armour and a quiver that taints his arrows with deadly essence. Being solar that he was, Silent arrow turned to Bert and said 'Dibbs on the Quiver'.

One day later, they reached the town and were observing the politician's mansion. a tramp got out of a bin and walked past. Silent asked him about the mansion, and they ended up going to the slums of the town. After observing the tramps' plan of action (not a very good one), they made a plan of their own; they would attack the mansion by night with some tramps helping them.

Just before 1 in the morning the next day, Silent was using his stealth charm crouching next to some bins (the bins contained the stealthiest tramps in the slums, and were to accompany Silent). As the clock struck 1, the bins suspiciously raised up a few inches, revealing a pair of legs. Sadly, the old hide and move trick didn't work as two bins walked into eachother, making a horribly racket, and attracting enough arrows (from the mansion guards) to kill all of the tramps. Silend sighed, and made his way stealthily up to the mansion.

Bert and his armoured hit team (10 tramps wearing bins as body armour, and holding bin lids as shields with a broom as a weapon) strode up to the gates. Bert took one big shot at the lock and blew the gates open. they then proceeded to walk up the garden path and shoot/hit with broom any guards/guard dogs that came near them. When they were about halfway up the path, 10 archers came out the front door of the mansion and opened fire.

Silent had walked through the mansion and had ended up on the roof by this point. He decided to help the distraction team out by activating an archery charm and killing 9 of the 10 archers, before going back into the mansion, and ending the session there.