MartialArts/GhettoFabulousStreetQueen
There's hos and then there's hos.
Some Exalts delve a little into shady and questionable practices. Others dive in with nary a look back. For anyone dumb enough to take the second path, there is a school of martial arts that takes the illicit and unhealthy practices of two bit whores and turns them into something to be feared... both for the practicioner and those who finds themselves on the recieving end of her wrath.
Ghetto Queens are adept at using whatever happens to be on hand when things go sour, and so practicioners of the Ghetto Fabulous Street Queen Style may be considered unarmed when wielding improvised brawl weapons. Bottles of liquor, chairs, hand mirrors, whatever.
Stank Skank Stance
Cost: 3 motes Duration: scene Type: reflexive Min. MA: 2 Min Essence: 2 Prereqs: none
Vibes of stank and skanky essence come off of the martial artist, incensing gullible opponents into thinking that the martial artist is an easy target. Which she is, just not how they are thinking. The martial artist suffers a penalty of Temperance to all actions, and gains a bashing soak bonus equal to permanent essence.
Sashay Slink Stance
Cost: 4 motes Duration: instant Type: reflexive Min. MA: 2 Min Essence: 2 Prereqs: none
The martial artist descends into a low and sleazy move, showing what she's got and working it like a pro. People trying to hit it find that even though it looks like the Ghetto Fabulous Street Queen is open, she's a little harder to get than they thought. The martial artist may make a full dodge as a dice action.
Trick Ho Eyes
Cost: 3 motes, +1 mote per die Duration: instant Type: supplemental Min. MA: 4 Min Essence: 2 Prereqs: Sashay Slink Stance
Blinking and winking, the martial artist knows EXACTLY what you want, and how to do it. Well, that's what she wants you to think, anyway. An attack augmented by this attack stuns if even one health level is done (and stunning is resisted normally), and the first defense applied against this attack sufferes penalty equal to motes spent, up to the martial artist's manipulation.
Fabulous Attraction Threads
Cost: 5 motes, 1 will Duration: scene Type: simple Min. MA: 4 Min Essence: 3 Prereqs: Stank Skank Stance
The key to working the streets is all about the threads, girlfriend. And the Ghetto Fabulous Street Queen is all about working the streets. Drawing upon her utter mastery of the sleazy and backhanded, the martial artist arranges herself and totally decks it out, owning the scene. The martial artist may add her martial arts to any appearance rolls, and may add her appearance to any martial arts rolls. This charm is incompatible with weapons and armor.
Dirty Dirty Deed
Cost: 4 motes Duration: instant Type: type Min. MA: 4 Min Essence: 3 Prereqs: Fabulous Attraction Threads
There's dirty, and then there's DIRTY. The Ghetto Fabulous Street Queen knows all about dirty, and can make even the most innocuous of physical contact charged with filthy meaning. After being hit in combat, a victim of this charm will be full of revulsion at himself and the martial artist, wanting nothing so much as to get away from her and go take a shower. Anyone hit with this must make a conviction check to touch, attack, or otherwise interact with the martial artist until they take a shower or otherwise clean themselves.
Pimp Reverse Observation
Cost: 6 motes Duration: instant Type: simple Min. MA: 4 Min Essence: 2 Prereqs: Trick Ho Eyes
An experienced pimp has an eye for the honeys, developing a sixth sense about who will be his bitch and who will walk away. The martial artist applies the reverse of this mystical ability, nearly instantly determining who will fall under their wiles and who will be resistant, and how likely they are to get smacked around. The martial artist may learn one of the following about their target: Temperance, Permanent Essence, number of charms known, rounded to nearest 10.
Ghetto Fabulous Street Queen Form: Lick the Hand That Strikes You
Cost: 6 motes Duration: scene Type: simple Min. MA: 5 Min Essence: 3 Prereqs: Pimp Reverse Observation, Dirty Dirty Deed
Most people, when they start giving you lip, will shut up and calm down when you give them a good beating. But not with the hos. Becuase hitting them doesn't work--they like that shit. The martial artist may soak lethal with bashing, adds martial arts to all seduction or intimidate attempts, and may spend a dice action to roll HL suffered that round to gain one willpower.
Smacked, Cracked, Roughed Up Bitch Smile
Cost: 8 motes, 1 willpower Duration: simple Type: reflexive Min. MA: 5 Min Essence: 3 Prereqs: Ghetto Fabulous Street Queen Form: Lick the Hand That Strikes You
Sometimes you just lose. Down and beaten, humiliated, without hope, all people break. Knowing this unpleasant fact of life, the martial artist may choose to convert dice of damage taken into levels of damage. But what goes around comes around, and damage so converted will be also suffered by the attacker.
Slut's Tool Demarkation
Cost: 5 motes Duration: instant Type: supplemental Min. MA: 5 Min Essence: 3 Prereqs: Ghetto Fabulous Street Queen Form: Lick the Hand That Strikes You
You see how people act, and you can tell how things lie. You know who's on top, who's on bottom, who's making the money, and who is the bitch. This is a real thing, not something that people just make up. Utilizing the flows of lusty and desirous essence, a martial artist may forge such a bond. A target struck with this charm suffers a penalty equal to essence on all rolls regarding or resisting the martial artist.
Heavenly Hoochie Harrasment
Cost: 10 motes Duration: scene Type: simple Min. MA: 5 Min Essence: 3 Prereqs: Smacked, Cracked, Roughed Up Bitch Smile, Slut's Tool Demarkation
Some things are so good, people are willing to do damn near anything to get it. The practicioner of the Heavenly Hoochie Harrasment charm have mastered the essence of this, and can exude raw desire. All targets within scent range (about MA x5 yards) must roll temperance diff 2 or spend at least one dice action involving the martial artist.
Deal Us Down Everytime: Who's The Fabulous!?
Cost: 30 motes, 2 willpower, 4 lethal health levels. All committed, darlin' Duration: indefinite Type: simple Min. MA: 5 Min Essence: 5 Prereqs: Heavenly Hoochie Harrasment, Falling Blossoms Form
Trick hos are full of surprises.
The martial artist may shoot eye beams. Kung Fu eye beams. So long as the willpower, health levels and motes are commited, the Street Queen may make martial arts attacks at visual range with no penalty, and may deal lethal or bashing damage as she wills.
Comments
- Joke MA, written after player I know had his character max out Craft(Courtesean) and learned Flawless Handiwork Method to accompany. Seriously man, wtf are you really going to use 13 success craft(courtesean) rolls for? ~Capric
This is some of the funniest stuff ever! I'm definatly gonna use this in my game. -- Mizery
Let's say it in chorus, people: FRICKIN' AWESOME!!! - Han'ya
