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The Smaugmar Song

He's Smaugmar, the Barbarian!
Sewing joy whereever he goes!
He's Smaugmar, the Barbarian!
He could be gay, nobody knows!

He's Smaugmar! Shining light in the dark!
Smaugmar! Shows his wang on a lark!
Smaugmar! Sleeps in the local park!
He's a bar-bar-i-an!

He's Smaugmar, the Barbarian!
Kicks bad guys right in the crotch!
He's Smaugmar, the Barbarian!
Or himself, should he botch!

He's Smaugmar! The hero from the sands!
Smaugmar! From very distant lands!
Smaugmar! His best friend is his hand!
He's a bar-bar-i-an!

He's Smaugmar, the Barbarian!
Saving lives left and right!
He's Smaugmar, the Barbarian!
Even when his thong's too tight!

He's Smaugmar! With a very even tan!
Smaugmar! The very essence of a man!
Smaugmar! He wields a jade frying pan!
He's a bar-bar-i-an!

But now the evil's taken over.
Darkness falls all across the land.
There's no one here strong enough to catch it.
Or cook it in a mighty jade frying pan!

He's Smaugmar!
Where are you now?
Smaugmar!
We need you now!
Smaugmar!
We want you now!
Smaugmar!
But not in that way!
Smaugmar!
We're still not sure if you're gay!
Smaugmar!
But save us anyway!
You're a bar-bar-i-an!