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Exalted vs. a Locked Door

A Solar would glance at the door, noting it's manufacturer and analizing it's construction, and would then flick the lock in the precise place to cause harmonics to reverberate through the structure causing the lock to pop open.

A Lunar would simply switch to mouse form and go under the door or would tear the door off the hinges, depending on which was needed.

A Sidereal would walk up seconds after someone else had left, forgetting to lock the door.

A Dragon-Blood would pour water into the lock, then freeze it into the shape of the key.

An Abyssal would glare at the lock untill it fell apart from the sheer entropy of her look.

and, just because,

A Noble Raksha would assess the role of the door in his personal story. If it was the door's role to be the impediment to his progress, the Raksha would walk away fulfiled. If it was the door's role to be the ingress, the Raksha would simply walk through the door.