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= Walker, Undead Ranger =
 
= Walker, Undead Ranger =
  
At a casual glance, Walker looks like he wandered right out of a 10 yen novel about [[TheKawaiiEdition/WalkerUndeadRanger/TheOldEast|the Old East]].  He looks like a pale skinned man with a red beard and short red hair, dressed in cowboy clothing, right down to his black hat and his firewands at his hips.  It's only when you see him riding his skeletal horse that you realize this is no ordinary cowboy.  Or if you pierce his illusions and see that he really looks like a skeleton himself.
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At a casual glance, Walker looks like he wandered right out of a 10 yen novel about [[TheKawaiiEdition/TheOldEast|the Old East]].  He looks like a pale skinned man with a red beard and short red hair, dressed in cowboy clothing, right down to his black hat and his firewands at his hips.  It's only when you see him riding his skeletal horse that you realize this is no ordinary cowboy.  Or if you pierce his illusions and see that he really looks like a skeleton himself.
  
 
He was a Kensai once, back in the Harem Age, and he still acts like one.  He thinks in terms of personal combat and armies to solve problems.  And Cattle Rustling.   
 
He was a Kensai once, back in the Harem Age, and he still acts like one.  He thinks in terms of personal combat and armies to solve problems.  And Cattle Rustling.   
  
Once, Walker resembled a conventional Harem Age warrior, when he first appeared south of [[TheKawaiiEdition/WalkerUndeadRanger/GreatSpoons|Great Spoons]] to conquer it with his undead army.  His plans were foiled, however, by a heroic cowboy from The Old East, who was probably one of the handful of Bishonen who didn't get locked in the Maid Prison.  He retreated and spent centuries brooding and pouting.  When he finally resurfaced, he had cast himself as a Old East style villain, hoping to fight fire with fire.   
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Once, Walker resembled a conventional Harem Age warrior, when he first appeared south of [[TheKawaiiEdition/GreatSpoons|Great Spoons]] to conquer it with his undead army.  His plans were foiled, however, by a heroic cowboy from The Old East, who was probably one of the handful of Bishonen who didn't get locked in the Maid Prison.  He retreated and spent centuries brooding and pouting.  When he finally resurfaced, he had cast himself as a Old East style villain, hoping to fight fire with fire.   
  
However, he then found the [[TheKawaiiEdition/WalkerUndeadRanger/Brambles|Mask of Vintners]] already muscling in on HIS chosen territory.  Now they've got an old-school feud going on.
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However, he then found the [[TheKawaiiEdition/Brambles|Mask of Vintners]] already muscling in on HIS chosen territory.  Now they've got an old-school feud going on.
  
 
Walker operates from within the 101 Dalmations, to the south of Great Spoons, between the forks of its rivers, where he's built Fort Walker, a combined Shadowland, Manse, fortress, and trading post.  His undead cattle rustlers and stagecoach bandits use it as a safe haven for harrassing his enemies.
 
Walker operates from within the 101 Dalmations, to the south of Great Spoons, between the forks of its rivers, where he's built Fort Walker, a combined Shadowland, Manse, fortress, and trading post.  His undead cattle rustlers and stagecoach bandits use it as a safe haven for harrassing his enemies.

Latest revision as of 03:56, 9 June 2010

Walker, Undead Ranger

At a casual glance, Walker looks like he wandered right out of a 10 yen novel about the Old East. He looks like a pale skinned man with a red beard and short red hair, dressed in cowboy clothing, right down to his black hat and his firewands at his hips. It's only when you see him riding his skeletal horse that you realize this is no ordinary cowboy. Or if you pierce his illusions and see that he really looks like a skeleton himself.

He was a Kensai once, back in the Harem Age, and he still acts like one. He thinks in terms of personal combat and armies to solve problems. And Cattle Rustling.

Once, Walker resembled a conventional Harem Age warrior, when he first appeared south of Great Spoons to conquer it with his undead army. His plans were foiled, however, by a heroic cowboy from The Old East, who was probably one of the handful of Bishonen who didn't get locked in the Maid Prison. He retreated and spent centuries brooding and pouting. When he finally resurfaced, he had cast himself as a Old East style villain, hoping to fight fire with fire.

However, he then found the Mask of Vintners already muscling in on HIS chosen territory. Now they've got an old-school feud going on.

Walker operates from within the 101 Dalmations, to the south of Great Spoons, between the forks of its rivers, where he's built Fort Walker, a combined Shadowland, Manse, fortress, and trading post. His undead cattle rustlers and stagecoach bandits use it as a safe haven for harrassing his enemies.

And he's still trying to find that singing cowboy for a rematch, whereever he is...

Walker is served by four Gothic Lolitas/Shotas/Trap-chans:

  • The Wandering Nun With No Name: Unusually for a Lolita, she has a shaven head, but it only makes her cuter as she wanders the land in accessorized monk robes, overthrowing justice and defeating the righteous, while protecting the guilty. Probably a Priest of the Night.
  • The Cowboy With No Name: He rides into town, and when he leaves, he has brought the peace of death to all, except those he sends out to spread the word of his deeds and to commit misdeeds in his name. Not that he has one. No one is sure what he looks like, as few survive. But he smokes like a chimney. Definitely an Elegant Euthantizer.
  • The Trap With No Name: It's unclear if The Trap is male or female, though definitely a Merchant of Death. Whatever his/her/its gender, she/he poses as a waifish prostitute with a heart of gold--and it is a heart of gold, cold and stony just like you'd expect if your heart was made of precious metal.
  • Buck Naked, Frontier Scout--It is unclear if Buck Naked actually exists or is just an excuse people use. It is unclear if Buck is a man or a woman (despite the name). But when your clothing vanishes mysterious in the Old East, when you can't find something you just put down, everyone blames Buck Naked, Frontier Scout. Definitely a Dancer of Death...