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The 101 Dalmatians

This is a collection of petty kingdoms in the eastern region of creation; they are so named because they are rather like a huge horde of barking, yappy dogs.

Constantly at war with each other, they tend to be periodically united into empires by god-bloods, renegade Magical Girls, and wandering Catgirls, before collapsing when their new boss (just like the old boss) dies.

Notable Dalmatians

Bucolic Backwater

This tiny kingdom of a few hundred thousand souls has risen to recent prominence by producing not just one, but two Bishonen, Barn and Eton. Since Barn marches around in Orichalcum armor with the royal seal of Bucolic Backwater represented on it, the unfortunate Nemo XXXIII, king of Bucolic Backwater, has had to try to explain to the Realm what's going on. It would help if he had ANY clue. As it stands, he's likely to be reduced to tributary status soon, assuming the Realm doesn't simply self-destruct first.

Erewhon

This trading kingdom controls the place where the Green and Off-Mauve rivers come together in the southern 101 Dalmations (west of the Republic of Aries). It is a frequent jumping off point for merchants crazy enough to head south into the jungles. Its capital is a moderate sized town of 15,000 people, home to King More V, who seems determined to keep his kingdom as BORING as possible. Nothing much ever happens there, unless you're a merchant.

Which, of course, means the kingdom is way overdue for a catastrophe.