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| − | = THE OFFICIAL <b>RAKSHA</b> WIKIPAGE! =
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| − | ===== http://www.svamcentral.org/~dh01/westsidewhut.jpg<br>Take me, temptress of the sea! =====
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| − | Hi, this wikipage is all about Raksha, <b>REAL RAKSHA</b>. This page is awesome. My wikiname is RakshaBoy and I can't stop thinking about raksha. These guys are cool; and by cool I mean totally sweet.
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| − | === Facts ===
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| − | 1. Raksha are mammals (whenever they want to be).<br>
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| − | 2. Raksha shape <b>ALL</b> the time.<br>
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| − | 3. The purpose of the Raksha is to flip out and ravish people.
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| − | === Weapons and Gear ===
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| − | http://www.svamcentral.org/~dh01/pointythingie.jpg Faerie Swords<br>
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| − | http://www.svamcentral.org/~dh01/gossamer.jpg Gossamer<br>
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| − | http://www.svamcentral.org/~dh01/zomgbehemoth.jpg Behemoths<br>
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| − | === Testimonial ===
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| − | Raksha can ravish anyone they want! Raksha eat people's dreams <b>ALL</b> the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out <b>ALL</b> the time. I heard that there was this Raksha who had this huge banquet for a bunch of people. And when some dude dropped a spoon the Raksha made the whole town believe they were walking piles of poop. My friend Humble Marcus said that he saw a Raksha totally eat some kid's Compassion just because the kid opened a window.
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| − | <i><b>And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Glamour!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</b></i>
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| − | If you don't believe that Raksha have <b>REAL Ultimate Glamour</b> you better get a life right now or they will eat your dreams like what!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.
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| − | Raksha are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Raksha are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to enter the Immaculate Order next year. I love Raksha with all of my body (including my Willpower).
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| − | === Q&A ===
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| − | <b>Q:</b> Why is everyone so obsessed about Raksha?<br>
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| − | <b>A:</b> Raksha are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they're pretty frilly magic faeries, but on the other hand, raksha can kick so much ass.
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| − | <b>Q:</b> I heard that Raksha are always cruel or mean. What's their problem?<br>
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| − | <b>A:</b> Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other possibly-mammals, Raksha can be mean <b>OR</b> totally awesome.
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| − | <b>Q:</b> What do Raksha do when they're not eating dreams or flipping out?<br>
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| − | <b>A:</b> Most of their free time is spent flying along waypoints, but sometime they vex. (Ask Marcus if you don't believe me.)
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| − | ===== http://www.svamcentral.org/~dh01/humblemarcus.jpg<br>This is a picture of my best friend Humble Marcus (the big guy) showing off. He's a lot older than me and almost done with puberty, which is bragable. =====
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| − | == Do YOU love Raksha? Then comment here! ==
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| − | This page is so totally sweet that it kept a Raksha from eating my soul! You don't know how awesome that is! -RakshaBoy
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| − | Best. Homage. Ever. - TheHoverpope
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| − | :: I. Agree. [[SRNissen]]
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| − | This one time I saw a redneck Terrestrial totally dissing some dude and the dude whipped out an electric guitar and the DB was like "O SHI ITS A FAIR FOLK" and the dude started totally whaling on the guitar and the DB just totally unfolded into an arcane geometry! Real Ultimate Glamour 5EVER! -[[Ben-San]]
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| − | Yeah, well, this one time there was this rich old dude and he had all these hot babes lying around his mansion. So he takes this one babe to his make-out room but the babe is TOTALLY A RAKSHA. She flipped out so hard that the old dude became a primrose opening onto endless vistas of ice and pain. Then she ravished him until he exploded. Then the camera exploded and there were all these dogs but the raksha-babe totally shaped them into a rain of acid and razors entwined around the milk dragon at the bottom of the world. IT WAS SO SWEET I ALMOST CRAPPED MY PANTS. -- OhJames <i>who head-butt his dog so hard that they both screamed after writing this</i>
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| − | This other time this Raksha walked into an Immaculate temple and was it shaping some stuff and then this one monk guy dropped a candle or something and the raksha flipped out and non-Euclideanised the entire town. Sweet! -- Jknevitt
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