Thus Spake Zaranephilpal/DeathKnight

Solar / Abyssal Relations

Nephilpal - 02/26/2003 12:57:49

Abyssal: "I am a deathknight."

Solar: A death-what?

Abyssal: A deathknight. Are you deaf or daft?

Solar: OH! Death-Night. That whole death and darkness thing. Gotcha. You guys are REALLY into that stuff. Hardcore.

Abyssal: No, you fool. Deathknight... with a k.

Solar: Oh, it's one of THOSE pronunciations. Well Mr. Deathnight'k, I don't much care for that stupid click on the end of your title. What the hell is that for anyway?

Abyssal: Imbecile. Whatever did the Sun see in you? Death- knight. The "knight" begins with k. It has nothing to do with the night that has no k. Do you understand, now?

Solar: Wait, it isn't about darkness? Now I'm confused. What the hell is a knight?

Abyssal: It's a noble warrior who serves a monarch, twit.

Solar: Oh, so your a Death Soldier. Why the hell didn't you just say so!

Abyssal: Because it's not exactly accurate.

Solar: Sure... you and your fancy k'night. Look at you! Think you're all special, just 'cause you're pretty and pale in black with lots of fancy titles. Man, you're just weird.

Abyssal: Oh, this is utterly hopeless. Just draw your sword so I can run you through in good conscience.

--Neph

Comments / Questions

"Just draw your sword so I can run you through in good conscience."

    Since when did Deathknights care about this thing called a concience?

    Just because you're evil doesn't mean you don't have a conscience. It  just means that it's evil too.