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From page 6 of the Nexus Dispatch for the 21st of Resplendant Air, RY 769...

Twin Tyrant Terrors Trash Town

It was a bloody sight this morning near the Nighthammer docks as this intrepid reporter entered onto the scene. Pieces of what were once proud Hooded Executioners have been strewn about the entire street, and the smell of gore made this reporter nauseous. What could have wrought such havoc in a neighborhood renowned for it's blase attitude towards violence?

Last night, an unspecified number of criminals entered into the legitimately owned warehouse of Franco Vsiclione, a man well-known to the factory workers of Nighthammer as "That Goddamn Greedy Fat Bastard Who Got What Was Coming To Him". Once inside, they assassinated Franco while he was working late at night. Assassination by a most unusual method indeed. They tied one of his legs to each of the tails of two sleeping tyrant lizards which had evidently been raised since birth by Franco as pets. They then proceeded to light the lizard's sleeping straw on fire, thus causing them to rise up and really ruin Franco's night. With pieces of him still tied to each of the lizards, the beasts then rampaged, broke free from their holding room, and escaped onto the streets of Nighthammer, where it took an entire company of Hooded Executioners to slay the frenzied beasts.

The Council of Entities has remained predictably silent on the matter, although this reporter believes they have their agents everywhere in search of the responsible parties. If anyone has any leads on who could have done such a deed, they are encouraged to report to the Nexus District Council Hall and inform the clerks there.

Finally, the tyrant lizards have been gutted, cut up, and are currently being held in more secure warehouse in Coffleblock. Starting bid for the bigger male is 5 silver talents. Starting bid for the smaller female is 3 silver talents. Direct all bids and inquiries to Meridian Blue at his office on Bludger's Street.

From page 13 of the Nexus Dispatch for the 22nd of Resplendant Air, RY 769...

Strange Seagull Seen Stealing 'Set

Last night in the Bastion district, a squadron of Blue Wolves, hired security for the Cinderfell district of Bastion, spotted the oddest sight. A pair of seagulls were seen flying over head. While that by itself isn't remarkable, what the second, lower-flying seagull had clutched in it's feet was. The bird was toting what, from where the squadron stood on the wall, appeared to be a large Gateway set carrying case. The sea gull appeared to be having no trouble with the at least 80lb burden, and casually soared over the stunned guards.

"That was the god-damnnest thing I've ever seen..." Capt. Birigio was quoted as saying. The other mercenaries seemed to share the sentiment.

If you have any leads on the sea gull, or whatever was inside the Gateway carrying case, you are directed to report to the Blue Wolf Legion headquarters on Hangman's Lane in the Nexus district and inform them of what you know.

There is currently no reward for doing so.

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