Thus Spake Zaraborgstrom/Pie
Mmmmm... Pie...
Rebecca Borgstrom 10-21-2003 07:52 AM
quote:Originally posted by cappadocius\\ > So! Ms. Borgstrom, if the Maidens liked pie, what kind of pies would they like?
*laughs* You're just trying to distract me while your ninjas cart off GUTB.
Whale blubber pie is a probable favorite.
The Eternal Maiden likes pie at the end of the meal. She has no use for beginnings pie.
The Desirable Maiden likes pie, but not if she has to share it with her coachman.
The Maiden at Sea used to like pie, but then it sprouted legs and ran off.
Mercury likes pie. It gives her an excuse to use the treadmill.
The Maiden and Shadow doesn't like pie, but eats it anyway, because damn it, it's the LAST COURSE.
The Lover and Maiden made their pie, and now they have to lay in it.
The Hunted Maiden likes pie. She particularly likes pie made of all her enemies. Mm. Enemy pie.
The Bride likes pie, but uses too much salt.
The Dancer dropped her pie. Oops!
Venus would like to eat it from your lips. Unless she's in a bad mood, in which case she would like you to accidentally swallow it while trying to feed it to her and choke on a large chunk of whale fat. How do you know if she's in a bad mood? Shun the smiling lady.
The Clay Maiden likes found pie.
The Drowning Maiden has, perhaps, better things to worry about. However, on the whole, she prefers blueberry.
Mars has a little porcelain pie that she keeps on her desk. It's very kawaii. It has a 'bite' taken out of it. (That was part of the crafting.) When she presses the smiley face on the crust, it shoots a poison needle out of the 'bite' at whomever is bothering her.
The Maiden at War likes your pie, and in fact already ate it.
The One-Handed Maiden likes the pie on the other side of the wall.
That Old Thing loves all kinds of pie. Lemon meringue is a favorite.
The Savory Maiden likes Savory Maiden pie. Serve it up!
The Maiden in Terror *tried* to tell you what kind of pie she likes.
The Maiden in Chains likes your pie, but the Maiden at War beat her to it.
Actually, Jupiter beat them both to it, and fed them a piece of someone else's pie entirely. Oo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo.
The Maiden and the Dust likes very rich pie. That way she can eat it slowly, and savor it. And then eat the next bite a little faster.
Saturn likes pie a la mode. Some things end in blood. Others, in vanilla.
The Maiden of the Maiden's Promise likes cold strawberry rhubarb pie.
The Expectant Maiden likes sword pie. With a little strip of paper tied to it. When she sits down to eat it with that boy, he'll try to cut the pie open, and the pie cutter will go 'clank!' And he'll look puzzled. And then she'll yank the sword out of the pie and kill him. Yeah. That'll rock.
The Maiden and the Road likes the very last kind of pie. The pie that came after all the others. When that pie is consumed, there'll be nothing left; only the void, and the Maiden, and the bill.
Rebecca
