BoyBandsQuotes
Quotes
"So. How in hell are we supposed to top THAT?"
"I don't know about you, but I was holding back."
--Joshi and Smoldering Embers, at Gethemane
"I have...difficulty...being subtle."
--Embers, with the understatement of the year
"I am self-aware, you know."
"No, you are self-absorbed."
--Embers and Asaimizu
"You'll be all mystique-ious."
--Windsong
"It feels like we'll be walking on broken glass."
--Windsong, after discovering they were to perform in a ruined Shadowland neighborhood of Chiaroscuro
"Okay, I really need to drink something that's not blood."
--Joshi
"All right. Smoldering Members will be here...what? What did I say?"
--Embers' player putting on his Freudian slippers after accidentally watching Asaimizu doing the Husband-Seducing Demon's Dance
"Pimp My Coffin"
--Windsong's player
"You don't want to eat me. I'm thin...and gristly."
--Joshi
"Windsong, is there something on your mind?"
"...not often."
--Asaimizu and Windsong
"Guys! The audience wants to eat our brains. Run!"
--Joshi
"All we need are two things: water, and sexual references."
--Windsong
Embers: (singing) "We can pick up whores in bars..."
Joshi: "Hey yeah! Oh, you mean in the song."
"Is it LEE-feld or LIE-feld?"
"It's 'that mother fucker'"
--Joshi's player & Windsong's player, an OOC comment early on that was too good not to share
"Ow. My trachea."
--Topher, as a pirate.
"This is the prettiest man I've seen since I last looked in the mirror."
--Asaimisu
"Don't. Possibly annoy. The squid."
--Embers on Scary Joshi
"I always say look on the bright side. Or at least not the side with the magma on it."
--Embers
"Is he drunk again right now?"
"No. He's sober. And evil."
--Mr. Later and Asaimisu on Scary Joshi
"You know, I'd be more than willing to bind your wounds if your crewmate would just stop trying to attack me."
--Windsong, said to one pirate while parrying another's saber, not even looking in the direction of said saber.
Topher: The fourth hostage you saved, the one that's glowing, is VERY handsome. Appearance Five, actually.
Jason: Asaimizu gets this look on his face of envy and lust at the same time...
Isaac: Ah, something like, "You bitch! Do me!"
Jason: Pretty much, yeah.
Pirate: Ahoy, flying ship!
Windsong: That's not the name of our ship!
Pirate: ...Well, what IS the name, then?
Windsong: Oh, I don't think the ship has a name, actually.
Pirate: WHAT?
Asaimizu: It's the Airship of Love.
Pirate: Ahoy Airship of Love, then! SHEESH!
"They're not dead... they're experienced."
--Asaimizu on the merits of ghost lovers.
