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The Beer-Drinker Tribes

Let's face it, life in the frozen wastelands SUCKS. It's no wonder that some tribes turn to the demon liquor in order to cope. The ingenuity of the Beer-Drinker tribes in finding things to ferment is awe-inspiring. You wouldn't think you could ferment mammoth blood, but it simply requires knowledge of the right chants and herbs. You wouldn't think you could stand to to drink fermented moss, but after 9 straight months of snow, you can, in fact, drink anything which will let you forget what you are doing.

Many of the Beer-Drinker Tribes have fallen into evil ways in search of the perfect buzz. Some have come to serve the Dead and the Lords of Cute Angst in order to get high quality ghost-liquor. (You see, everything drunk leaves a ghost in the underworld...ALLOWING YOU TO DRINK IT AGAIN! Now that's efficiency.) Others serve Exalts, demons, Oni, or other strange things.

If you are willing to drink with them, which will likely end with you having sex with someone very uncute, puking on the floor, and ending up addicted to whatever magical alcohol they're swilling, they are very friendly, like a barbarian fraternity on toga night. Those who won't drink will be killed and efforts made to turn their remains into something alcoholic. Or dog food.

They feud endlessly with the Abominable Snowmen, who inhabit the same eco-niche in a less self-destructive way.