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Ozoi's Silken Fisher, also known as the Rattling Weaver

Non-MM Weighted Rope
Artifact 5
Attack: Speed 5, Accuracy +2, Damage +5B/A, Defense +2, Rate 4, Tags: M, R
Clinch: Speed 5, Accuracy +4, Damage +15B/A, Defense --, Rate (Special), Tags: C, M, P, R
Requires: Strength 2, Dexterity 4, Martial Arts 4 Commitment: 10

...now Ozoi, he a great man. He was very small but he smarter an' faster than he small, becau' the Hun'ress need her Stewards smart an' fast not big an' dumb--and Ozoi a mighty real good Steward! When he use' ta run in ta fields, all the Yozi-crazy people and the death-crazy people in Creation run an' hide becau' they scared of Ozoi. One time there this big an' rough beast--he so big an' rough the Yozis said "How big an' rough you are!" an' made 'im bigger an' rougher. His teeth were like old oak trees an' fur like Jade so everything scared of 'im! So he sees Ozoi an' he say "I ain't 'fraid of you little man! My teeth are like old oak trees an' fur like Jade and everything scared of me, not you!" an' make Ozoi angry, becau' he hate Behemoth' an' he hate Behemoth insults ta most. So Ozoi think up a prank an' tell ta beast "Suh Beast, how big an' rough you are!" an' give 'im big fish an' big deer. So the Behemoth happy an' tell Ozoi "Little Spider, I like ta big fish and big deer you gi' me, you a good frien' of me!" So Ozoi talk in very clever manner "Suh Beast, if we frien' let us play a game. You so big an' rough but I very smart." An' beast, he know everything 'fraid of 'im, so he say he play with Ozoi. The game is 'bout catching an' hopping. So beast got claws like mountain an' he try stomping Ozoi. But Ozoi smarter an' faster than he small, so he jump on the beast's fur so quick beast don' know where he's stomping. Ozoi tell beast "Suh Beast! Why you so slow!" So beast very angry and he stom' harder and he hurt 'imsel' and he even more angry. An' Ozoi say "Suh Beast! You ate too much big fish an' big deer, you too slow!" so beast mighty real angry and he stom' on Ozoi as har' as 'e can. He stomp so hard he crush 'is own heart! So Ozoi laugh at ta beast loud enough ta kill a god as th' beast try ta figure out how he kill 'imself' an' ta whole Creation amazed and 'fraid of Ozoi.

Now this Ozoi, he a chil' when th' Hun'ress choose him. He say he born ta be sac'ficed ta Yozis and demons by Yozi-crazy people. That why he hate Yozis so much. He say he lived in city full of Yozi-crazy people an' they live there becau' they have castle full of Yozi spawns and Yozi beasts. So Ozoi think "I hate Yozis so much! I mus' destroy this city full of Yozi-crazy people an' castle full of Yozi spawns and Yozi beasts!" becau' Ozoi smarter an' faster than he small. But Ozoi jump in an' Yozi spawns call Ozoi "Little Spider" an' hurt 'im an' bite 'im, becau' he new Steward an' he have no Daiklave. So Ozoi say "I mus' have my Daiklave before Cali'ration!" so he can stop a Yozi prince frum entering Creation. Ozoi runs across Creation becau' he very fast an' searches for 'is swor' but he can't fin' any. But he finds a spider god and he gets his web befo' Cali'ration. So Ozoi say "I hate Yozis so much! I mus' destroy this city full of Yozi-crazy people an' castle full of Yozi spawns and Yozi beasts!" an' try 'gain but he still hurt becau' ta web too small an' too weak. So this Steward panics becau' th' Cali'ration aludy here. But becau' Ozoi hate Yozis so much an' he smarter an' faster than he small, he does ta craziest thing an' he runs across every worlds an' find every spider web he can! In three days Ozoi run across Creation an' Heaven an' Wyl' an' Malfeas an' Dead Creation an' Metal Creation an' he goes below Creation an' above Creation and he talk ta every spider in every world! Th' peoples and gods and monsters and demons and faeries see Ozoi and ask "Little Spider! Why you in such hurry?" an' Ozoi say "Becau' I gotta big fish ta catch an' I 'fraid it get too fat ta catch!" an' ran faster than ta wind! Ozoi ask every spiders in every world for ta web and becau' he so smart every spider say "I like you Brother Ozoi!" an' give 'im their web. So on fourth day of Cali'ration Ozoi come back ta Creation an' bind every web frum every spiders in every worlds inta one--Then he tie the web to 'is fishing bell. Ozoi's web Daiklave so long, he spent a whole night wrapping it up! So on the fifth day he take 'is Daiklave an' say "I hate Yozis so much! I mus' destroy this city full of Yozi-crazies an' castle full of Yozi demons and Yozi monsters!" an' jump inta the city one mo' time.

So this Ozoi, he a mighty real good Steward. He small but he smarter an' faster than he small. The demons and crazies say ta Ozoi "Little Spider! You back again, you mus' like getting hurt!" but Ozoi don' say anything an' laugh at them becau' he know they dead. So Ozoi tells his Daiklave "I hate Yozis so much! Let us go hurt them and destroy them!" an' Ozoi's Daiklave glad becau' it hate Yozis as much as Ozoi hate Yozis. So glad that the bell right fly inta th' demons and fight by itsel'! So Yozi crazies 'fraid of Ozoi and 'is flying bell an' they use demon tricks on ta Steward. But they no work, becau' Ozoi's Daiklave right fly inta th' Yozi crazies and Yozi beasts an' knock them out befo' they even lift a finger! So on th' last day of that Cali'ration, Ozoi storm this Yozi-crazy city by 'imsel' and kill ten thousan' demons by 'imsel'! Ozoi hate Yozis so much, th' Yozi prince that tried ta come to Creation say "Ozoi small but he smarter an' faster than he small! He a mighty real good Steward, I'm too 'fraid ta come to Creation!" an' he run away! An' so since then the whole world amazed an' 'fraid of Ozoi, becau' he so smart and fast an' he a mighty real good Steward...

Ishmael's Axe, also known as Heart-Devourer's Sitar

Artifact N/A

The Primordials made the humans to rule Creation. But they did not give them the might of bears or the ferocity of wolves. Neither did they give humanity the number of insects or the freedom of birds. Even, the gifts of Essence and insight given to the Dragon Kings and the Mountain Folk were denied to humanity. Yet, without all these things, humans spread and filled every crack of Creation. They grew to such an importance, they ultimately toppled the Primordial rule over Creation.

Then what was it that distinguished humans from the rest of Creation? Certainly, it is the strength of conviction. No other being in Creation lives a life as rich as a human's, filled with episodes of sadness and anger, joy and pleasure, wisdom and understanding. Each passing moment contributes to a human's being, expanding it manifold its original scale. It is this force of willpower that allowed them the supremacy among the Creation-born.

If this is the force behind the human greatness, then, what of those who lose it? Without conviction and willpower, is a human being any greater than a wild animal? A mere tool? Is the action of an unwilling human being any different from an unfortunate accident and a natural disaster? It is a common knowledge that the most heinous acts are done by those who are in despair and confusion. But if the willpower to do something is what distinguishes humanity, then, is despair not the natural state of a human being?

This titanic self bow appears to be as old as the humanity itself. It is made with calcipated husks of human soul--something that would have immediately unwoven itself in Creation had it not been so compressed and condensed, making it as solid as reality itself. Unstrung, it stands about 6 to 7 feet tall. Many colors dance across the surface of this bow, though colder shades of blue and gray dominate it.

Ishmael's Axe does not have a commitment cost. In fact, Ishmael's Axe may only be attuned by mortals with unawakened Essence; the awakened Essence within Essence wielders and Exalted prevent the bow from claiming the character's soul. For mortals, however, the only condition of attunement is that the character has no remaining temporary Willpower. In this state, when the character is unable to act on his primary Virtue, the attunement is immediate and the powers of Ishmael's Axe manifest soon afterward. Otherwise, it takes the usual 20 minutes to attune to.

Once the attunement is complete, the endless silence sealed within Ishmael's Axe bleeds into the wielder's soul. The echoes of nothingness can be heard from miles away, though it is always barely audible regardless of distance. As the transformation begins to take place, tears fall from the character's eyes. From beneath the skin, a hide of black iron emerges, tearing the surface inside out. Bloody patches of skin and hair fall from him, turning to gray-white ash as they fall. This iron hide destroys all of the character's distinctive features, including his physique, facial features and genitalia. Only the eyes remain on this smooth black body, which glow with faded red, nostalgic yellow or milky white. Throughout the transformation, the character grows in stature, becoming a 12-foot tall primordial giant. His feet are replaced with black spikes at the end of his legs, and he levitates half a foot above the ground, never touching Creation's surface again. As the transformation comes to an end, fallen tears gather and shape into a transparent bowstring. Then Ishmael's Axe--now as tall as three grown men--bends itself to be strung with the wielder's shed willpower. Once Ishmael's Axe' limbs are pulled and tied, the wielder's soul is irrevocably bound with the Artifact.

Witnessing this transformation reminds all human beings of the power of inner emptiness. All human beings, including Exalts, must roll Conviction (add Essence if the character has awakened Essence.) Failure means that the character is unable to withstand the weight of infinite despondency, and must remain Inactive for the rest of the scene.

When Ishmael's Axe is bound with the wielder's willpower, the character gains the following effects -

• • The character becomes the avatar of nihilism. He has no Motivation or Intimacies.

• • Furthermore, the character is unaffected by any kind of compulsion effects, natural or supernatural.

• • The husk of his soul contracts and warps, condensing its emptiness into pure Essence. The character gains Essence with a rating equal to (Permanent Willpower/2, rounded up). He develops an Essence pool as if he were a Fair Folk.

• • The character learns the first three Abyssal Excellencies for all 25 of his Abilities.

• • The character's Attributes increase by his primary Virtue.

• • The character gains -0 HLs equal to the total amount of his Virtues. Furthermore, the character soaks damage as if he were Exalted.

• • Weapons forged from Soulsteel has no adverse supernatural effect on the character. He is already the stuff of the Labyrinth.

• • The character no longer suffers -1 stunt penalty.

• • The character steps outside fate.

• • On the downside, the character receives Aggravated damage from weapons forged from gossamer. Also, for the purpose of the keyword Holy, the character counts as a Creature of Darkness.

• • Ishmael's Axe has Speed (8 - Conviction), Accuracy +(Temperance), Damage +(Willpower)B, Rate (Valor) and Range (Compassion x 100). These values are derived from the character's traits at the moment of attunement. This bow requires no ammunition to fire, but instead manifests a shimmering spike of blackness and emptiness when the string is pulled. This arrow ignores armored soak wholesale, and against targets with Integrity lower than the wielder's Essence, the damage is Lethal.

Optionally, with a Miscellaneous action, the wielder of Ishmael's Axe may shatter one of his Virtues for more awful effects.

Shattering the Virtue of Compassion gives the character the following effects -

• • Open a gate to the Labyrinth with an arrow and summon a horde of Plasmic horrors. Maybe?

• • Gives the character Essence sight and the ability to target immaterial objects.

• • Destroy Intimacies. When a character loses all of her Intimacies, she fails to see why she needs to fight anymore. She must remain Inactive for the rest of the scene, unless something is done. What something? I have no idea. D: Anyways, Intimacies destroyed in this way may be recovered at the rate of one per a night's rest.

Shattering the Virtue of Conviction gives the character the following effects -

• • Cancel a persistent Essence effect. Roll (Conviction + Essence) against the effect's minimum Essence requirement.

• • Regenerate HLs?

• • Unparryable and undodgable attack?

Shattering the Virtue of Temperance gives the character the following effects -

• • Attack the target's Willpower?

• • Destroy weapons that physically touch the character.

• • Regenerate motes?

Shattering the Virtue of Valor gives the character the following effects -

• • May target (Valor) number of targets simultaneously with Ishmael's Axe.

• • Attack the Morale of a mass combat unit?

• • Inflict Aggravated damage equal to the target's Essence, by reminding that their power over the laws of nature is, in the end, meaningless?

When all of his Virtues have been shattered to feed Ishmael's Axe, his soul will be then consumed by the bow after (number of Intimacies he previously held) ticks. After devouring the wielder's soul, then, Ishmael's Axe disappears into nowhere whence it came.

However, the most hideous of Ishmael's Axe's powers is none of this. It is that, once witnessing a mortal bound with Ishmael's Axe, any mortal may summon it in their hands in the moment of despair.

Not many know of the existence of Ishmael's Axe. Nobody knows of its origin. Those who ponder such topic imagine that it is a wonder created by a grim Raksha or a shard of a Primordial corpse. Perhaps it came from the Well of Udr?

TO DO: Shape this artifact into a feasible Level Boss material. Describe Virtues being shattered. Choose what kind of powers shattering Virtues should give. Make everything make sense.

Comments

Hey sezzy you might want to consider statting this out as a third circle demon / raksha instead who possesses its wielder and has a weird personality. Check out TheHoverpope/Lepida for maybe some inspiration. ~capric

Heh, I had thought about that, but I kinda think this thing needs to be something... else. The idea I had was that... So, like, the Mountain Folk are poor Fae who had the Elemental Pole of Earth dropped on them, right? While I don't know if this makes sense, but I was thinking that maybe this could be attributed to a Fair Folk who got caught up by the Oblivion and stuck inside the Labyrinth. Or something like that. I dunno, I thought making this an Artifact was delightfully weird. :p (Also, if I do decide to make this a demon / raksha, it's going to be named Zetsubou Shita) - sz

Obviously this needs to be the artifact song "Wrenching Rumba of Entwined Distortion" ~capric