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== The Solars Who Don't Do Anything ==

So, Veggietales has this song called "The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything," about (predictably) a set of pirates who don't do anything.  Well, after a few sessions of last year's Exalted game, I figured out that the PCs (Solars, all of them) weren't really doing <i>anything</i>.  And so I wrote this song.

The PCs:  Lee (first verse), a ten-year-old Twilight; Nuray (second verse), a Night caste pirate and by far the most useless; and Saieko (verses three and four), the Dawn caste and pathological liar.  And yes, she did once tell Lee that her bones would melt if she didn't eat her vegetables.

<b>The Solars Who Don't Do Anything</b>

CHORUS:
<br>We are the Solars who don't do anything
<br>We just stay home and lie around
<br>And if you ask us to do anything
<br>We'll just tell you... We don't do anything!

VERSE 1:
<br>Oh, I've never been to Lookshy
<br>And I've never been to Larjin
<br>And I've never found a daiklave under Onyx or Whitewall
<br>And I've never been to Rathess
<br>And I've never been to Crystal
<br>And I've never been to Nexus in the fall!

CHORUS:
<br>We are the Solars who don't do anything
<br>We just stay home and lie around
<br>And if you ask us to do anything
<br>We'll just tell you... We don't do anything!

VERSE 2:
<br>And I've never fought siaka
<br>And I've never killed a kraken
<br>And I've never used a Sail charm 'cause I've hardly sailed at all
<br>And I've never been to Azure
<br>And I've never fought the Lintha
<br>And I've never been to Nexus in the fall!

CHORUS:
<br>We are the Solars who don't do anything
<br>We just stay home and lie around
<br>And if you ask us to do anything
<br>We'll just tell you... We don't do anything!

VERSE 3:
<br>Oh, I've danced with Ma-Ha-Suchi
<br>And I slapped the Scarlet Empress
<br>And I killed the Mask of Winters with my shiny golden sword
<br>And I made a cloak of Fair Folk
<br>And I always eat my veggies (because if you don't, your bones will melt)
<br>And I've never been to Nexus in the fall!

VERSE 4:
<br>Oh, I've made a pact with Mara
<br>And I sparred with Chejop Kejak
<br>And I use a Flying Guillotine without Occult at all
<br>And I like to drink with Lunars
<br>And I made out with a deathknight...
<br>And I've never been Anathema at all!

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