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<p></p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>rpg.net<br /> Re: Exalted: The Fair Folk - Official Teaser Thread<br /> ----<br /> Quote:<br /> Originally Posted by Yo! Master<br /> Guys?<br /> <br /> Spoilers.<br /> <br /> Please!<br /> ----<br /> <br /> The phone call is coming from *inside the house!*<br /> <br /> The butler did it.&lt;br&gt;<br /> . . . well, the butler, and Cthulhu.&lt;br&gt;<br /> Cthulhu did most of the butchery.&lt;br&gt;<br /> But the butler let him in.&lt;br&gt;<br /> And held his knife.&lt;br&gt;<br /> And dusted him off afterwards&lt;br&gt;<br /> To help him disguise himself as the Christmas Tree.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> He's actually . . . Luke's *father*.&lt;br&gt;<br /> But more astonishingly&lt;br&gt;<br /> Luke is *his*.&lt;br&gt;<br /> In episode three Luke warps too fast around the sun&lt;br&gt;<br /> Due to a problem with communication&lt;br&gt;<br /> And winds up in the past.&lt;br&gt;<br /> He builds two robots&lt;br&gt;<br /> And saves some whales&lt;br&gt;<br /> And has sex.&lt;br&gt;<br /> That's why almost a quarter of his genes are an exact match with his own.&lt;br&gt;<br /> Remember, kids!&lt;br&gt;<br /> Midichlorians measure inbreeding!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> The Iron Giant is friendly.&lt;br&gt;<br /> He loves people.&lt;br&gt;<br /> In fact, he loves them too much.&lt;br&gt;<br /> Just like Big Bird.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> The owls are not what they seem.&lt;br&gt;<br /> They are luxury sedans with smooth, precise shifting,&lt;br&gt;<br /> High engine rev,&lt;br&gt;<br /> And dynamic performance.&lt;br&gt;<br /> See?&lt;br&gt;<br /> It's a funky show.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Star Trek is based on the true story&lt;br&gt;<br /> Of Rasputin&lt;br&gt;<br /> And his faithful half-Vulcan companion,&lt;br&gt;<br /> Ivan.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> What is the Matrix?&lt;br&gt;<br /> A tissue of false fate&lt;br&gt;<br /> Woven in the Wyld.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Sing, oh muse, of the wrath of Achilles&lt;br&gt;<br /> Sing, oh muse, of the birth of Ganesha&lt;br&gt;<br /> And of Iron John&lt;br&gt;<br /> And of that place&lt;br&gt;<br /> East of the sun, west of the moon.&lt;br&gt;<br /> And of all the old stories&lt;br&gt;<br /> Told by the Wyld&lt;br&gt;<br /> Before they were e'er told by men.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Superman comes back to life&lt;br&gt;<br /> Again&lt;br&gt;<br /> Later on.&lt;br&gt;<br /> Only now,&lt;br&gt;<br /> He's radioactive.&lt;br&gt;<br /> __________________</div>

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