http://exalted.xi.co.nz/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=IkselamGodBloodGame%2FSmaugmarTheBarbarian IkselamGodBloodGame/SmaugmarTheBarbarian - Revision history 2026-04-11T13:32:16Z Revision history for this page on the wiki MediaWiki 1.29.0 http://exalted.xi.co.nz/w/index.php?title=IkselamGodBloodGame/SmaugmarTheBarbarian&diff=23189&oldid=prev Mnemosynis: * 2004-07-27T16:13:27Z <p>*</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>=== The Smaugmar Song ===<br /> <br /> He's Smaugmar, the Barbarian!&lt;br&gt;<br /> Sewing joy whereever he goes!&lt;br&gt;<br /> He's Smaugmar, the Barbarian!&lt;br&gt;<br /> He could be gay, nobody knows!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> He's Smaugmar! Shining light in the dark!&lt;br&gt;<br /> Smaugmar! Shows his wang on a lark!&lt;br&gt;<br /> Smaugmar! Sleeps in the local park!&lt;br&gt;<br /> He's a bar-bar-i-an!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> He's Smaugmar, the Barbarian!&lt;br&gt;<br /> Kicks bad guys right in the crotch!&lt;br&gt;<br /> He's Smaugmar, the Barbarian!&lt;br&gt;<br /> Or himself, should he botch!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> He's Smaugmar! The hero from the sands!&lt;br&gt;<br /> Smaugmar! From very distant lands!&lt;br&gt;<br /> Smaugmar! His best friend is his hand!&lt;br&gt;<br /> He's a bar-bar-i-an!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> He's Smaugmar, the Barbarian!&lt;br&gt;<br /> Saving lives left and right!&lt;br&gt;<br /> He's Smaugmar, the Barbarian!&lt;br&gt;<br /> Even when his thong's too tight!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> He's Smaugmar! With a very even tan!&lt;br&gt;<br /> Smaugmar! The very essence of a man!&lt;br&gt;<br /> Smaugmar! He wields a jade frying pan!&lt;br&gt;<br /> He's a bar-bar-i-an!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> But now the evil's taken over.&lt;br&gt;<br /> Darkness falls all across the land.&lt;br&gt;<br /> There's no one here strong enough to catch it.&lt;br&gt;<br /> Or cook it in a mighty jade frying pan!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> He's Smaugmar!&lt;br&gt;<br /> Where are you now?&lt;br&gt;<br /> Smaugmar!&lt;br&gt;<br /> We need you now!&lt;br&gt;<br /> Smaugmar!&lt;br&gt;<br /> We want you now!&lt;br&gt;<br /> Smaugmar!&lt;br&gt;<br /> But not in that way!&lt;br&gt;<br /> Smaugmar!&lt;br&gt;<br /> We're still not sure if you're gay!&lt;br&gt;<br /> Smaugmar!&lt;br&gt;<br /> But save us anyway!&lt;br&gt;<br /> You're a bar-bar-i-an!&lt;br&gt;</div> Mnemosynis